This is me. Dudes can't handle it.

Transitioning into a polyphasic sleep cycle.

While the Uberman or Dymaxion sleep cycles:

would be awesome. I don’t think they give me the freedom throughout the day I’d like.

The Everyman seems like it would be the right thing to do though. 

Three hour core sleep in the early morning, supplemented by 3 naps of about 20 minutes throughout the day. Basically it means that I’m sleeping 4 hours a day instead of 8-9 but still feeling just as refreshed throughout the day. And its gonna be awesome. 

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage 

(Source: matturday, via heyfunniest)

feelit-inyourheart asked: All. Of. Dem.

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Maybe.
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nope.
• 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Nope.
• 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yeah. Definitely.
• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Hoping to.
• 6. What are you excited for? The rest of summer. Haha.
• 7. What happened tonight? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I’M UPSET.
• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Uhhh… It depends. Kinda.
• 9. Is confidence cute? It depends.
• 10. What is the last beverage you had? Mountain Dew. Duh. Do you know me? haha.
• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Liiiike 2.
• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Haha. no.
• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Hopefully something cool.
• 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Food probably. haha.
• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Nope.
• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Probably.
• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? I don’t have one person for everything. I have a few people for most things.
• 18. The last time you felt broken? Meh. Too soon.
• 19. Have you had sex today? Yeah right….
• 20. Are you starting to realize anything? I make weird realizations like every day.
• 21. Are you in a good mood? Not really.
• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Yeah man.
• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? No.
• 24. What do you want right this second? A text back.
• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d be fake happy for them.
• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeah.
• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I don’t think so.
• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Dyrus!! Hahah.
• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yes. 
• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Almost everyone.
• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Q? Nah. He’s a cool guy.
• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Doubt it.
• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? HA. No. I’m one of those people who doesn’t drink anything but.
• 34. Listening to? Dyrus stream.
• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeah. Its usually all I have.
• 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Her house? I don’t know.
• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.
• 38. Who did you last call? My Dad.
• 39. Who was the last person you danced with? Hahahah. Jess…
• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Since when do you need a reason to kiss?
• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? I don’t know. Last weekend?
• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope.
• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Oh man… I’m so awkward.
• 44. Do you tan in the nude? I don’t tan to begin with, haha.
• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nah.
• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Myself. haha.
• 47. Who was the last person to call you? Luke
• 48. Do you sing in the shower? Rarely.
• 49. Do you dance in the car? Sometimes hahah.
• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Freshman PE haha.
• 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Graduation?
• 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yeah. Kinda. 
• 53. Is Christmas stressful? Not really.
• 54. Ever eat a pierogi? No. [Yes, I just googled that]
• 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple.
• 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Baseball player haha.
• 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Not really. 
• 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? A couple times I think.
• 59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope.
• 60. Wear slippers? Like never.
• 61. Wear a bath robe? No.
• 62. What do you wear to bed? It depends. Summer, like… yeah. haha. 
• 63. First concert? Umm. I don’t even remember. I’ve been to like zero concerts.
• 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Mart I guess.
• 65. Nike or Adidas? Nike!
• 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Chili-Cheese Fritos
• 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Seeds.
• 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Umm… I don’t know. Love Story? haha.
• 69. Ever take dance lessons? No way. ha.
• 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not really.
• 71. Can you curl your tongue? Si.
• 72. Ever won a spelling bee? yeah. 6th grade. hah.
• 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Nah.
• 74. What is your favorite book? Fuck. I forgot. 
• 75. Do you study better with or without music? It depends.
• 76. Regularly burn incense? Never.
• 77. Ever been in love? Yes….
• 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Green Day
• 79. What was the last concert you saw? I don’t even know.
• 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Neither? but cold.
• 81. Tea or coffee? Coffee.
• 82. Favorite type of cookie? Peanut butter.
• 83. Can you swim well? Not really. I mean. well enough?
• 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah.
• 85. Are you patient? Not at all… 
• 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ
• 87. Ever won a contest? Yeah. A few.
• 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Yeah, I got breast implants… [no.]
• 89. Which are better black or green olives? None.
• 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Whatever floats your boat.
• 91. Best room for a fireplace? The living room.
• 92. Do you want to get married? Yeah.

heyfunniest:

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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I graduate high school today.

But is that really an accomplishment? So many people have congratulated me or been congratulated themselves this past week. but what for? sure, high school is a part of your life but is it worth being recognized in such a way for? To graduate high school [at least at my school/Arizona] you have to: 1. Pass the AIMS. 2. Not fail too many classes. Such hard tasks right? I mean, if all I cared about was simply graduating I could do it so easily that it would astound me how little effort it would actually require. All you essentially have to do is prove you can read, write and do some math [stuff that has been drilled in our brains since kindergarten] and you’re granted this piece of paper that confirms that you are officially smarter than a tennis ball and this is supposed to hold value in our society? Go graduate college or something and then come talk to me.